This could also be called my second longest blog post ever. I mean it.
Here goes...
Sloths:
We had a great start to the weekend. Hubby and I had planned to take the kids to see Ice Age 2 on Friday night. We were a little extra delayed, since we wanted to go look at houses AGAIN, so we ended up being at the theater with the Friday night crowd. This translates to idiotic hormonal teenagers who think they are cool.
Before we even began the trek into the theater, we had a situation. While walking through the parking lot, some jackass non-paying attention person almost hit our son with his car. My husband and I are always overprotective of our kids, but this jackass guy cut the corner too close and came within about a foot of our first born child. Needless to say, my husband handed off the child and proceeded to follow the guy to his parking spot.
On one hand, I was thrilled that he was standing up for our kids. On the other, I didn't want him to get into a fight. So, I hustled the kids along to the theater and waited for Dad to return. Only he didn't right away.
To pass the time, I took the kids to stand in line. After 10 minutes had passed, I started to worry. What if my husband was in the process of beating the guy senseless (which technically was impossible, since he already proved he was pretty stupid)? What if the guy had tried standing up to my husband?
Luckily, hubby called me on the cell phone to tell me he was inside buying the tickets and to come in and meet him. Why do they sell tickets inside? And why don't more people buy them inside.
Anyway, we saw the movie, and enjoyed it for the most part. I thought the scary images were a bit overboard, especially since the movie was being marketed to kids. There were also a few extra adult jokes thrown in for good measure, which I normally don't mind, but they were a little too much for my liking too. Let me rephrase that - I liked the jokes, just not in front of my kids.
The Bunny:
This is an obvious one. The Easter Bunny was good to our kids. One came away with an Aquadoodle (affectionately called a Hack-a-doodle by Crazy Hair), a Madagascar Leapster cartridge and a Chicken Little Game Cube game.
I think being the Easter Bunny is more stressful than being Santa. With Santa, you can do everything the night before. With the Easter Bunny you have to get up early enough to hide the eggs (especially since you don't want to have them out all night). How do you know that you are going to wake up early enough? What if the kids wake up during the hide?
It's all too stressful for me.
The Epileptic Goat:
On Saturday, we met my in laws at the zoo. We hadn't taken the kids since before my daughter was born, so we were excited. My son played navigator and led us around the entire zoo. He is a very smart kid and can be quite the know it all, but I have to say that even I was impressed at his skills.
On to the goat - while at the zoo we took the kids into the petting zoo. This is not a favorite of mine - I have no desire to be that close to farm animals. My husband used to live on a farm, so he was all excited. We took our kids around to pet and brush the goats and all I could think about was all the goat poop we were walking in. It was so gross.
As we were leaving we noticed a little boy standing by a goat that hadn't moved since we entered. Suddenly the goat stood up and looked like he was trying to scratch behind his ear with his hind leg, but he just couldn't reach it. Then, the goat started convulsing. The two zoo people sat watching and finally one yelled "Quick - go get Martha!"
At this point the convulsing goat fell forward, hit its head on the ground and rolled down the floor. The sound will stay with me - it sounded like a bowling ball being dropped on the floor.
This was frightening for the kids, so we hurriedly shuffled the kids along as people rushed towards the epileptic goat. I didn't even know goats could BE epileptic.
We seem to have bad luck with animals. One time at our local Renaissance Festival, one of the perigren falcons was doing a dive from like 100 feet, and hit a telephone pole head on. Luckily the bird was ok, but it was alarming to see trainers jumping over people to rush to the aid of one of the best hunting birds alive.
Unfortunately, I have a sad subsequent post, but you have to look at the next one to read how our weekend concluded...